**My semi-regular plea is repeated today: Follow me on Twitter! I have a sad number of followers, so please help me get up to respectability. Like, you know, 20 followers. Here is my Twitter feed. Thanks.
So I’ve heard of hockey fans throwing all kinds of crazy stuff on the ice when they’re mad.
But this is a new one on me. The other night in Toronto (which is so much more fun to hear out loud when a Canadian says it; it comes out “Tronno”) the Leafs fans were so disgusted by their team that they threw waffles at them.
Yeah, waffles. Who brings waffles to a hockey game? Was this a mass protest sponsored by Eggo? And were the waffles frozen since they were in a hockey rink?
The mind boggles with questions:
**Because this is how my mind works, that story reminded me of the great waffle scene from the late, great TV show “Ed.” Fast forward to 2:10 and you’ll see what I mean. Such a great show.
**So I bought a new wallet Saturday, which for me is a big deal. I hold onto wallets like the people on “hoarders” hold on to furniture. I use them till they’re falling apart, because to me, a wallet is an essential part of who you are. It’s with you every day, in your pocket, and it has to feel right. And once you break in a new wallet, giving it up for another one is really tough.
But today I finally cut the cord. My poor little black leather wallet was through; it put up a good fight for a few years but now it was throwing in the towel.
I don’t like to change wallets much. But today I made a big change:
I got a brown leather one.
**World’s shortest movie review: I saw Harry Potter 7, Part I on Saturday. It was fantastic. Faithfully followed the book, great acting by Hermione, Harry, Ron trio, and really good scenery and costumes as always. Can’t wait for Part 2.
**Finally, I go to my pub to watch the Jets today with great trepidation. 24 years ago, they were in the midst of an amazing season, then got blown out 45-3 on Monday Night Football, and then lost their last five games.
This year, yeah, exact same thing so far. If they lose to the freaking Dolphins today, I go into full-blown panic mode, thinking it’s 1986 all over again.
So please Jets, for the few remaining hairs on my head, win this damn game. Thank you.