An art gallery in San Francisco will text you their paintings. I rant about a really stupid chair invention. And yet more devastating proof the NFL is eventually doomed

If you’re like me, and you’ve ever been to an art gallery or museum, sometimes you wonder: Where are all the rest of the paintings?

On the walls, you see only a small fraction of what large museums actually have; they rotate their pieces periodically, so thousands of fantastic or interesting paintings sit in storage, collecting dust.

So that’s why I thought this initiative, from the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art, was so cool. With 32,000 of their 34,000 works in storage at any one time, SFMOMA has begun texting some of their art to anyone who asks.

According to this NPR story, if you text an emoji, or describe your current mood, to SFMOMA, they’ll text you back a picture of artwork that fits your mood.

In the first five days of the program, SFMOMA has sent two million texts of artwork.

From the story: Texters have started contacting the museum to learn more about the art they received on their phones — that “blows my mind,” says  Keir Winesmith, head of SFMOMA’s Web and digital platforms.  He suspects this diversion may be particularly popular right now because it gives people chance to cleanse their mental palate.

“A lot of what I read from the news media is pretty negative, and sometimes a little depressing,” he says. “We’re able to create something that is not that, is a balance. Not quite an antidote, but certainly a balance to what’s happening out there in the news media world.”

I think this is a very cool idea, bringing art to the masses. You can text 572-51 with the phrase “send me” and then a word or emoji. SFMOMA will send back an image.

Very cool.

**OK, next up today, I need to rant about a totally stupid and useless invention. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you “The Chairless Chair.” My thoughts after the video…

OK, first of all, does this “chair” look in any way, shape or form comfortable? Is this supposed to really give me the feeling I get when I sit down?

Secondly, how bulky and awkward is this thing to lug around? It looks like something kids with polio back in the 1920s and ’30s had to wear, not something you’d actually want to have on.

Third, my favorite part of this video is at :31, where it says “It releases in a second if the wearer has to move.”  Great, so every time I want to get up while wearing this chair, I’ve got to unlock it and carry the apparatus with me?

People of the world, no one asked for this, no one needs this, and I am certain it will sell huge.

**Finally today, the NFL’s popularity and reign as America’s No. 1 sport has been unchallenged for at least 15 years. The NFL is so mammoth, and so powerful, that it’d be easy to believe that it will stay this way forever.

But Tuesday brought yet another reminder that football in its current form will not go on forever. From Boston University’s CTE Center:

“A new study suggests that chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), a progressive, degenerative brain disease found in people with a history of repeated head trauma, may be more common among football players than previously thought. The study, published Tuesday in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA), found CTE in 99 percent of brains obtained from National Football League (NFL) players, as well at 91 percent of college football players and 21 percent of high school football players.”

Ninety-nine percent of the NFL players’ brains examined (110 of 111) and 91 percent of college football players (48 of 53) showed symptoms of degenerative brain disease.

Those statistics are staggering. Already numbers are down across youth football leagues, and parents everywhere are concerned about the long-term effects of football on the brain.

This ship is not turning around. Fewer and fewer kids playing the sport mean fewer great athletes going into football, fewer good college players, and fewer good NFL players. Slowly but surely, the talent will dry up, people will realize permanent head injury isn’t worth it, and the NFL will cease to be dominant.

Oh, it’s going to take a few more decades for the NFL to fully crash and burn. But it will happen.

And as big a football fan as I am, it’ll be a welcome development. Healthy brains over entertainment should not be a tough choice.

One response to “An art gallery in San Francisco will text you their paintings. I rant about a really stupid chair invention. And yet more devastating proof the NFL is eventually doomed

  1. Considering it will probably be another bad year for the Bears, I wouldn’t mind if there was not any more football. I think there are too many poor kids that find it as a way out of poverty. I thought Howard Bryant had a great take on that in his interview with Jeff. If there is no football what sports will those guys play. I would think hockey players take as many hard hits as football players. They are certainly flying around faster on the ice than football players are on turf. I would not like to see hockey go away.

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