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The dumbest criminal in Germany, maybe anywhere. Taylor’s “Silent Night” game continues to be awesome. And a brilliant video Christmas card

Haven’t written about a stupid criminal in a while, so I will scratch my itch for the lovable felons of the world right now.

A 57-year-old German man was sentenced recently to seven years in prison after he attempted to rob a bank. So what, you ask? Well, the bank he tried to rob in the town of Walchum had closed years ago; there were only ATM’s left.

Undeterred, the man tried to rob a passer-by with a toy gun, demanding 10,000 euros. She gave him 400 Euros and ran away.
Wait, it gets better. Our hero then escaped in a stolen car, but abandoned shortly afterwards. But he left the gun with his fingerprints on it in the car.

Some people are just too stupid to live.

**I wrote about this last year but it’s such a cool tradition I want to write about it again. Taylor University is a small college in Indiana, and every year, on the Friday night before first-semester final exams, the men’s basketball team plays a “Silent Night” game.
What does this mean? Lots of things. First, the students all dress up in funny and bizarre costumes. Then when the game starts, the entire crowd stays completely silent, until Taylor scores its 10th point. Then everyone in the crowd goes insanely nuts all at once.
Finally, at the end of the game the fans all sway together and sing “Silent Night.” Just beautiful. (the above video gets good at :25, then again at 2:49).

**Ladies and gentlemen, the Slades family decided to do a little different Christmas card this year. How awesome is this?

The fun and memories of shoveling snow. A bizarre, cool tradition I just discovered. And the Jets, ugh, the Jets

This is going to sound extremely strange and quite possibly disturbing if you were one of the millions affected by the East Coast blizzard Sunday.
But I shoveled snow for a little while Sunday. And enjoyed it. I’d missed the experience.
Seriously.
I hadn’t shoveled snow in probably a decade. And you wouldn’t think you’d ever miss doing something like that, because it’s cold and windy and hard labor and all that good stuff.
But it brought back memories. Of the times my sister and I would stand there with my father on the family driveway, shoveling and shoveling and wondering exactly why we had to do this, why someone else couldn’t be out there helping my Dad.
Or the time when my best friend Marc Feigelson and I became all excited that our parents had chipped in to buy a snowblower. Marc and I figured we’d go around to all the neighborhood houses, do their driveways for a small fee, and we’d be rolling in the dough.
Except that the winter we bought it, it snowed once, and then not again for like three years.
Many of my childhood memories are inextricably linked to snow, and living down in Florida, I just don’t get to experience it that much.
I know, many of you are probably thinking I’m nuts now, because you or someone you love was stranded by this enormous blizzard, that made the roads treacherous and cancelled a billion flights.
But for a few minutes yesterday afternoon, with my gloves and coat on and the wind whipping into my face as I shoveled off some of my dad and stepmother’s walkway, I actually enjoyed it.
Crazy, I know.

**So I’m reading Sports Illustrated Sunday and writer Phil Taylor clued me into one of the strangest sports traditions I’ve ever heard of. Every year on Dec. 10 at a school called Taylor University in Indiana, they have something called the “Silent Night” basketball game. For the beginning few minutes of the game, the entire crowd is quiet, not making a peep. Then, when the home team scores its 10th point, well, watch this, just until around 40 seconds in:

How cool is  that? The crowd also sings “Silent Night” together at the end of the game. Awesome.

**And then there was the Jets game Sunday. Hey, the offense scored 34 points! (well, really only 27, but who’s counting?) And still, that wasn’t good enough to win.
My beloved boys in green and white made Jay freaking Cutler look like Joe freaking Montana, as the Chicago Bears squeaked by the Jets, 38-34.
Just another awful performance by the Jets defense. So sick and tired of hearing from these players how this defense is solid and top-notch and all that crap. They couldn’t have covered ME on Sunday in Soldier Field, and I’m slow and white.
On the plus side, Mark Sanchez played fantastic except for one really bad decision at the end of the game, and hey, Jacksonville losing put the Jets in the playoffs for sure. So that’s good.
But it’s hard to have any confidence in this team when the defense plays so bad.
Still, they’re 10-5 and going to be playing in January, so what the hell am I doing complaining?